Why I’m Voting Democrat By Ben Shapiro
June 19th, 2008
A new video on YouTube is taking the Internet by storm. Entitled “I’m Voting Republican,” the satirical clip depicts actors playing conservative Americans of all shapes and sizes explaining why they would vote for the GOP.
“Arnold Jones” says he’s voting Republican because “all other countries are inferior to us” — and his wife, “Trudy Jones,” adds, “and we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way.” A soldier in Iraq states that he’s voting Republican “so I can stay in Iraq” — and a young boy, labeled “future draftee,” points a fake gun at the camera and smiles while saying “so I can go to Iran!”
A black couple says they’re voting Republican because they “like a conservative majority on the Supreme Court,” with the wife noting, “we really like knowing that even if we’re separate, we’ll still be called equal.”
This insulting nonsense is precisely what liberals think of conservatives: We’re all warmongers, racists, environmental rapists and secret emissaries of big corporations. We’re going to reinstitute the draft, start a war with Canada and then relocate African-Americans to Quebec.
This sort of tripe should be dismissed out of hand. In the spirit of evenhandedness and fair play, however, I feel it my duty to explain why I’m going to vote Democrat…………………….
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/BenShapiro/2008/06/18/why_im_voting_democrat?page=1
Jessi writes….
This a very good sarcastic article.
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1. Jesus Chris | July 27th, 2008 at 3:22 am
Because I believe that there are just certain things that people shouldn’t be allowed to see, like those nude pornographic statues in Washington, good thing Mr. Ashcroft got them covered up. Or hear like political dissent, which is why we’ve created “Free Speech Zones”.
I’m voting republican because I believe that sometimes you have to give up liberties for security. I don’t mind when the government listens to my phone calls without a warrant because, hey, if I’m not doing anything wrong, I have nothing to worry about.
I’m voting Republican because I believe that military force should be our primary means of diplomacy and that anyone who disagrees with us should do so at their own peril.
I’m voting Republican because I like having a President that believes Wednesday what he believed Monday, no matter what happened on Tuesday.
I’m votine Republican because I believe that business should have absolutely no oversight whatsoever. I think companies like MBNA should write our bankruptcy laws, that predatory lending practices could be solved by deregulation and that the oil companies shold help write our energy policy.
I’m voting Republican because I believe that the government has a right to tell me who I should and should not be allowed to fall in love with, I also believe that we shouldn’t have let them uppity niggers around our white women.
I’m voting Republican because I believe that we should continue to promote manufacturing and technical offshoring. Doing so makes goods cheaper so that all the newly unemployed people in America can afford them.
I’m voting Republican because I bleieve we need to build a wall on the Mexican border. First to keep all of those illegals from stealing our coveted housekeeping and fruit-picking jobs. Second to keep the terrorists out. Even though the Department of Homeland Security says that there’s a 500% greater chance of terrorists coming from the Canadian border, I don’t care. I just mostly can’t tell them Mexicans and Arabs apart.